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Why do spiders love gas meters?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I still can't get my head around someone calling a gas meter 'one of God's creatures'.
    Doogie squished the gas meter

    Now that would invalidate your insurance
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Doogie squished the gas meter

      Now that would invalidate your insurance
      It's to be hoped he bled the radiators first.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I still can't get my head around someone calling a gas meter 'one of God's creatures'.
        He's a simple child (look at the genes), watching WALL-E got him confused.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          He's a simple child (look at the genes)
          No thanks, I could smell them on Mrs Mac last night.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            No thanks, I could smell them on Mrs Mac last night.
            That was the CurryWurst "repeating" on her
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              That was the CurryWurst "repeating" on her
              Ah, been watching the German channel on YouPorn again?
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Ah, been watching the German channel on YouPorn again?
                Great tip!!

                At least that's what Mrs Mac said
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  They get high on the gas smell. Why not stick your head in the oven for a while and see if it works for humans?
                  I sense the anger of a spider-lover.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    And why do housespiders make those really thick webs? They always spin them in places that seem unlikely to catch anything, like underneath things and in corners and crevices. Great for scaring people



                    HTH


                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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