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    #21
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    My FiL is 6'8", his Dad 6'10" and 2 sons 6'6" and 6'4"

    They call me shortarse at 6'1".....
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    They could probably call you want they want
    It would all go over his head anyway.


    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #22
      Surely these were designed around contractors. The logistical nightmares we face with bedrooms being so big the TV would be too far away, the wall is taken up with high end bespoke wardrobes or a TV would spoil the look of our interior designed rooms and so on mean that the only place for our 4k LED TV's is the end of the bed? Seems a no brainer to me. Just need a quick close option for when the kids burst in while you are viewing porn... and a cubby hole for SC's candle and tissues.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #23
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Surely these were designed around contractors. The logistical nightmares we face with bedrooms being so big the TV would be too far away, the wall is taken up with high end bespoke wardrobes or a TV would spoil the look of our interior designed rooms and so on mean that the only place for our 4k LED TV's is the end of the bed? Seems a no brainer to me. Just need a quick close option for when the kids burst in while you are viewing porn... and a cubby hole for SC's candle and tissues.
        Didn't you get the memo?
        Proper contractors fitted projectors and screens which hide away in the ceiling when not in use.

        I upgraded my projector to a 4K one last year
        Coffee's for closers

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          #24
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          Didn't you get the memo?
          Proper contractors fitted projectors and screens which hide away in the ceiling when not in use.

          I upgraded my projector to a 4K one last year
          What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...

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            #25
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...
            You could be on the telly.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
              What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...
              I as just winding up NLUK, I didn't really get one!

              Next house though.....
              Coffee's for closers

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                #27
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                You could be on the telly.
                Operation tomorrow should see them subside.... I bloody well hope so anyway....

                Shame Spacecadet, I am genuinely interested. We have, in the new house, a room large enough to convert to a cinema room, and that would be ideal.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                  Operation tomorrow should see them subside.... I bloody well hope so anyway....

                  Shame Spacecadet, I am genuinely interested. We have, in the new house, a room large enough to convert to a cinema room, and that would be ideal.
                  Darn I was looking forward to calling you 'Buster G', good luck, swollen love spuds sound painful.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...
                    Woah, I feel for you About 3 years ago I got one on my cheek which got rather large and the doctor just basically popped it at the time but it still left a hard lump. It flared up again last week and the doctor gave me some cream (basically bitumen based) to draw the tulip out. This week it got to about the size of half a ping pong ball and eventually on Tuesday started to weep and slowly a rather sour pong was emanating from my cheek. When I took the plaster off back at the hotel a whole load of tulip poured out and has basically continued to do so. Back to the doctor tomorrow who will do the business hopefully, either cut it out or get all that pale custard like gunk out.
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Woah, I had this orrible malignant cyst on me shoulders. Luckily it came to a head.



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