Reply to: Oh dear

[darmstadt]

Originally Posted by darmstadt
Woah, I had this orrible malignant cyst on me shoulders. Luckily it came to a head.

[darmstadt]

I remember staying at this place in Nordwijk: Palace Hotel Noordwijk aan Zee with my boss from the USA (he was in another room of course) and in the morning he was complaining that for such a posh hotel, there was no television. I suggested that he press the button by the side of the bed and he'll see the television slowly rise up and out at the end of the bed. I thought that was quite impressive.

[northernladuk]

God, those beds are truly hideous. I don't like TVs in bedrooms though, so perhaps I'm biased.

No you are right... I don't mind TV;s in bedrooms and it is still hideous.

[MaryPoppins]

God, those beds are truly hideous. I don't like TVs in bedrooms though, so perhaps I'm biased.

[EternalOptimist]

Woah, I had this orrible malignant cyst on me shoulders. Luckily it came to a head.

[darmstadt]

What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...

Woah, I feel for you About 3 years ago I got one on my cheek which got rather large and the doctor just basically popped it at the time but it still left a hard lump. It flared up again last week and the doctor gave me some cream (basically bitumen based) to draw the tulip out. This week it got to about the size of half a ping pong ball and eventually on Tuesday started to weep and slowly a rather sour pong was emanating from my cheek. When I took the plaster off back at the hotel a whole load of tulip poured out and has basically continued to do so. Back to the doctor tomorrow who will do the business hopefully, either cut it out or get all that pale custard like gunk out.

[vetran]

Operation tomorrow should see them subside.... I bloody well hope so anyway....

Shame Spacecadet, I am genuinely interested. We have, in the new house, a room large enough to convert to a cinema room, and that would be ideal.

Darn I was looking forward to calling you 'Buster G', good luck, swollen love spuds sound painful.

[Old Hack]

You could be on the telly.

Operation tomorrow should see them subside.... I bloody well hope so anyway....

Shame Spacecadet, I am genuinely interested. We have, in the new house, a room large enough to convert to a cinema room, and that would be ideal.

[Spacecadet]

What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...

I as just winding up NLUK, I didn't really get one!

Next house though.....

[mudskipper]

What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...

You could be on the telly.

[Old Hack]

Didn't you get the memo?
Proper contractors fitted projectors and screens which hide away in the ceiling when not in use.

I upgraded my projector to a 4K one last year

What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...

[Spacecadet]

Surely these were designed around contractors. The logistical nightmares we face with bedrooms being so big the TV would be too far away, the wall is taken up with high end bespoke wardrobes or a TV would spoil the look of our interior designed rooms and so on mean that the only place for our 4k LED TV's is the end of the bed? Seems a no brainer to me. Just need a quick close option for when the kids burst in while you are viewing porn... and a cubby hole for SC's candle and tissues.

Didn't you get the memo?
Proper contractors fitted projectors and screens which hide away in the ceiling when not in use.

I upgraded my projector to a 4K one last year

[northernladuk]

Surely these were designed around contractors. The logistical nightmares we face with bedrooms being so big the TV would be too far away, the wall is taken up with high end bespoke wardrobes or a TV would spoil the look of our interior designed rooms and so on mean that the only place for our 4k LED TV's is the end of the bed? Seems a no brainer to me. Just need a quick close option for when the kids burst in while you are viewing porn... and a cubby hole for SC's candle and tissues.

[Mich the Tester]

My FiL is 6'8", his Dad 6'10" and 2 sons 6'6" and 6'4"

They call me shortarse at 6'1".....

They could probably call you want they want

It would all go over his head anyway.

[Spacecadet]

My FiL is 6'8", his Dad 6'10" and 2 sons 6'6" and 6'4"

They call me shortarse at 6'1".....

They could probably call you want they want