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Surely these were designed around contractors. The logistical nightmares we face with bedrooms being so big the TV would be too far away, the wall is taken up with high end bespoke wardrobes or a TV would spoil the look of our interior designed rooms and so on mean that the only place for our 4k LED TV's is the end of the bed? Seems a no brainer to me. Just need a quick close option for when the kids burst in while you are viewing porn... and a cubby hole for SC's candle and tissues.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Didn't you get the memo?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSurely these were designed around contractors. The logistical nightmares we face with bedrooms being so big the TV would be too far away, the wall is taken up with high end bespoke wardrobes or a TV would spoil the look of our interior designed rooms and so on mean that the only place for our 4k LED TV's is the end of the bed? Seems a no brainer to me. Just need a quick close option for when the kids burst in while you are viewing porn... and a cubby hole for SC's candle and tissues.
Proper contractors fitted projectors and screens which hide away in the ceiling when not in use.
I upgraded my projector to a 4K one last yearCoffee's for closersComment
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What did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostDidn't you get the memo?
Proper contractors fitted projectors and screens which hide away in the ceiling when not in use.
I upgraded my projector to a 4K one last yearComment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostWhat did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...
You could be on the telly.
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I as just winding up NLUK, I didn't really get one!Originally posted by Old Hack View PostWhat did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...
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Operation tomorrow should see them subside.... I bloody well hope so anyway....Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
You could be on the telly.
Shame Spacecadet, I am genuinely interested. We have, in the new house, a room large enough to convert to a cinema room, and that would be ideal.Comment
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Darn I was looking forward to calling you 'Buster G', good luck, swollen love spuds sound painful.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOperation tomorrow should see them subside.... I bloody well hope so anyway....
Shame Spacecadet, I am genuinely interested. We have, in the new house, a room large enough to convert to a cinema room, and that would be ideal.Comment
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Woah, I feel for youOriginally posted by Old Hack View PostWhat did you buy? I am seriously interested. Since getting 65" LED, in exchange for my testicles, said testicles are now the size of melons and I need another op to remove infected cysts that have developed. I feel I have more negotiating power for a projector...
About 3 years ago I got one on my cheek which got rather large and the doctor just basically popped it at the time but it still left a hard lump. It flared up again last week and the doctor gave me some cream (basically bitumen based) to draw the tulip out. This week it got to about the size of half a ping pong ball and eventually on Tuesday started to weep and slowly a rather sour pong was emanating from my cheek. When I took the plaster off back at the hotel a whole load of tulip poured out and has basically continued to do so. Back to the doctor tomorrow who will do the business hopefully, either cut it out or get all that pale custard like gunk out.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWoah, I had this orrible malignant cyst on me shoulders. Luckily it came to a head.
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