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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Do you think that could be related to your ailments?
    maybe.

    I've got sockieitis? Allergic to sock puppets?

    Man I need to give up my CUK addiction.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I feel another sockie coming on
      Well it beats wiping it on the curtains I suppose.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Mines called HUMUNGASAUR!!!!

        In my head anyways
        And "Floppy the button mushroom" by Mrs SY.

        I call mine "Gondor, the purple-headed gut-rummager"

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.
          Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Mine is all of these: The World's Best Penis Name Generator! | Rum and Monkey
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.
              If it burns when you pee you might want to see the doctor.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because of it's scaly skin.
                FTFY
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.
                  She's actually referring to your rectal prolapse.

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