Reply to: One eyed monster again

[Old Greg]

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.

She's actually referring to your rectal prolapse.

[Paddy]

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because of it's scaly skin.

FTFY

[Ticktock]

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.

If it burns when you pee you might want to see the doctor.

[darmstadt]

Mine is all of these: The World's Best Penis Name Generator! | Rum and Monkey

[MarillionFan]

MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.

[shaunbhoy]

Mines called HUMUNGASAUR!!!!

In my head anyways

And "Floppy the button mushroom" by Mrs SY.

I call mine "Gondor, the purple-headed gut-rummager"

[DaveB]

I feel another sockie coming on

Well it beats wiping it on the curtains I suppose.

[suityou01]

Do you think that could be related to your ailments?

maybe.

I've got sockieitis? Allergic to sock puppets?

Man I need to give up my CUK addiction.

[Old Greg]

I feel another sockie coming on

Do you think that could be related to your ailments?

[suityou01]

Is it wrong to refer to your penis as a Cyclops?

A mythical creature that no one has ever seen. Sounds more like a g spot.

I feel another sockie coming on

[suityou01]

Mines called HUMUNGASAUR!!!!

In my head anyways

[d000hg]

"A cyclops (/ˈsaɪklɒps/; Greek: Κύκλωψ, Kuklōps; plural cyclopes /saɪˈkloʊpiːz/; Greek: Κύκλωπες, Kuklōpes), in Greek mythology and later Roman mythology, was a member of a primordial race of giants, each with a single eye in the middle of his forehead.[1] The name is widely thought to mean "circle-eyed".[2]"

Cyclops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So wouldn't calling your willy an Asian Cyclops be more accurate?

[suityou01]

MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.

[MaryPoppins]

MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.

you're on fire tonight boy

[AtW]

MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.