One eyed monster again

[suityou01]

Do you think that could be related to your ailments?

maybe.

I've got sockieitis? Allergic to sock puppets?

Man I need to give up my CUK addiction.

[DaveB]

I feel another sockie coming on

Well it beats wiping it on the curtains I suppose.

[shaunbhoy]

Mines called HUMUNGASAUR!!!!

In my head anyways

And "Floppy the button mushroom" by Mrs SY.

I call mine "Gondor, the purple-headed gut-rummager"

[MarillionFan]

MF calls his Peter Pan because it's only ever seen by children.

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.

[darmstadt]

Mine is all of these: The World's Best Penis Name Generator! | Rum and Monkey

[Ticktock]

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.

If it burns when you pee you might want to see the doctor.

[Paddy]

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because of it's scaly skin.

FTFY

[Old Greg]

Actually the wife refers to my penis as Godzilla because it's huge and spits fire.

She's actually referring to your rectal prolapse.