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    #31
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way.
    But I am #WINNING

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      #32
      Originally posted by proggy View Post
      But I am #WHINING
      FTFY
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #33
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Those things don't preclude you from being an idiot.

        You idiot.
        Originally posted by proggy View Post
        Yes they do, do you understand what the meaning of idiot is? I'll give you a hint, find a mirror, look directly into it.
        See Cipolla's Laws of Stupidity.

        Whenever I analyzed the blue-collar workers I found that the fraction s of them were stupid. As s's value was higher that I expected (First Law), paying my tribute to fashion I thought at first that segregation, poverty, lack of education were to be blamed. But moving up the social ladder I found that the same ratio was prevalent among the white collar employees and among the students. More impressive still were the results among the professors. Whether I considered a large university or a small college, a famous institution or an obscure one, I found that the same fraction s of the professors are stupid. So bewildered was I by the results, that I made a special point to extend my research to a specially selected group, to a real elite, the Nobel laureates. The result confirmed Nature's supreme powers: s fraction of the Nobel Laureates are stupid.
        The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #34
          Originally posted by proggy View Post
          Yes they do, do you understand what the meaning of idiot is?...
          I just checked in my OED. It says "proggy".
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #35
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            See Cipolla's Laws of Stupidity.



            The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
            I think one can be academically bright but stupid in other ways yes. Would you rather be a Nobel laureate who had no common sense or a street wise sharp as a tack, toilet cleaner?

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              #36
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              I just checked in my OED. It says "proggy".
              Fame at last!

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                #37
                Proggy,

                As yourself the following question

                When in a hole do you:
                a) climb out
                b) keep digging.

                b is the answer only an idiot would take and that is exactly what you are doing.
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  Proggy,

                  As yourself the following question

                  When in a hole do you:
                  a) climb out
                  b) keep digging.

                  b is the answer only an idiot would take and that is exactly what you are doing.
                  c) This is a anonymous forum with no impact on my real life so can post an crazy crap I like, even if it makes me look like the gimpiest idiot ever to post here (other than SimonMac).

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by proggy View Post
                    c) This is a anonymous forum with no impact on my real life so can post an crazy crap I like, even if it makes me look like the gimpiest idiot ever to post here (other than SimonMac).
                    We have a winner
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by proggy View Post
                      But I am #an idiot
                      FTFY
                      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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