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FTFYOriginally posted by proggy View PostBut I am #WHININGOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThose things don't preclude you from being an idiot.
You idiot.See Cipolla's Laws of Stupidity.Originally posted by proggy View PostYes they do, do you understand what the meaning of idiot is? I'll give you a hint, find a mirror, look directly into it.
The Basic Laws of Human StupidityWhenever I analyzed the blue-collar workers I found that the fraction s of them were stupid. As s's value was higher that I expected (First Law), paying my tribute to fashion I thought at first that segregation, poverty, lack of education were to be blamed. But moving up the social ladder I found that the same ratio was prevalent among the white collar employees and among the students. More impressive still were the results among the professors. Whether I considered a large university or a small college, a famous institution or an obscure one, I found that the same fraction s of the professors are stupid. So bewildered was I by the results, that I made a special point to extend my research to a specially selected group, to a real elite, the Nobel laureates. The result confirmed Nature's supreme powers: s fraction of the Nobel Laureates are stupid.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I just checked in my OED. It says "proggy".Originally posted by proggy View PostYes they do, do you understand what the meaning of idiot is?...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I think one can be academically bright but stupid in other ways yes. Would you rather be a Nobel laureate who had no common sense or a street wise sharp as a tack, toilet cleaner?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostComment
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Fame at last!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI just checked in my OED. It says "proggy".Comment
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Proggy,
As yourself the following question
When in a hole do you:
a) climb out
b) keep digging.
b is the answer only an idiot would take and that is exactly what you are doing.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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c) This is a anonymous forum with no impact on my real life so can post an crazy crap I like, even if it makes me look like the gimpiest idiot ever to post here (other than SimonMac).Originally posted by eek View PostProggy,
As yourself the following question
When in a hole do you:
a) climb out
b) keep digging.
b is the answer only an idiot would take and that is exactly what you are doing.Comment
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We have a winnerOriginally posted by proggy View Postc) This is a anonymous forum with no impact on my real life so can post an crazy crap I like, even if it makes me look like the gimpiest idiot ever to post here (other than SimonMac).
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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