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[Platypus]

Less exposure to plastic surgery to draw the curve?

More like less spare blubber

[mudskipper]

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

[Platypus]

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

Did he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!

[Mich the Tester]

Did he actually get an STD? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!

ftfy

[stek]

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

SAS does read these boards tho...

[mudskipper]

Did he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!

I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.

[Platypus]

I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.

Humm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.

[Ticktock]

Humm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.

Are you talking about chlorophorm or rohypnol now?

[vetran]

I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.

suspect its trying too hard!

[northernladuk]

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

What does he need a contractor accountant on his travels for?