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mudskipper replied

6 June 2013, 16:16
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

What does he need a contractor accountant on his travels for?

He was with Darren Upton, that's how unlucky he is. He's still with Darren's wife (for accounting purposes only), that's how daft he is!
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northernladuk replied

6 June 2013, 15:59
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

What does he need a contractor accountant on his travels for?
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vetran replied

6 June 2013, 15:54
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.

suspect its trying too hard!
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Ticktock replied

6 June 2013, 15:52
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Humm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.

Are you talking about chlorophorm or rohypnol now?
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Platypus replied

6 June 2013, 15:47
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.

Humm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.
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mudskipper replied

6 June 2013, 15:43
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Did he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!

I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.
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stek replied

6 June 2013, 15:42
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

SAS does read these boards tho...
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Mich the Tester replied

6 June 2013, 15:31
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Did he actually get an STD? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!

ftfy
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Platypus replied

6 June 2013, 15:25
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.

Did he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!
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mudskipper replied

6 June 2013, 15:24
True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.
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Platypus replied

6 June 2013, 15:07
Originally posted by zharrt View Post

Less exposure to plastic surgery to draw the curve?

More like less spare blubber
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zharrt replied

6 June 2013, 15:05
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I'm surprised by all the a-cups and b-cups in Africa.

Less exposure to plastic surgery to adjust the curve?

Last edited by zharrt; 6 June 2013, 15:09.
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zharrt replied

6 June 2013, 15:05
Originally posted by stek View Post

I speak from experience when I say the average pair of Slavic norks are not on the large size, unless you prefer 90 yo babushki with dangling pendulous mammaries.....

I am after quantity not quality!
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Mich the Tester replied

6 June 2013, 14:37
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I find some of those very hard to believe to be honest. I know some results can be surprising but some of those just don't seem to make sense.

I'm surprised by all the a-cups and b-cups in Africa.
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northernladuk replied

6 June 2013, 14:31
I find some of those very hard to believe to be honest. I know some results can be surprising but some of those just don't seem to make sense.
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