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True story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.Comment
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Did he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTrue story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Platypus View PostDid he actually get an STD? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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SAS does read these boards tho...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTrue story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.Comment
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I don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.Originally posted by Platypus View PostDid he actually get lucky? I'd hope so with that amount of planning!Comment
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Humm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.Comment
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Are you talking about chlorophorm or rohypnol now?Originally posted by Platypus View PostHumm. You make your own luck, especially when it comes to luurve.Comment
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suspect its trying too hard!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't believe he did - he is spectacularly unlucky in love.Comment
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What does he need a contractor accountant on his travels for?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTrue story. I have a friend (a contractor - not sure if he reads these boards...) who planned his travels based on countries with large breasts and small penises (so he'd look good in comparison). He also took into account STD rates - the higher, the better - he wanted to make sure he had a good chance of getting lucky.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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