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Praise Jebus, he is reborn!
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostC) Not very many people did believe him, that's why it was so easy to capture, torture and execute him.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostHow many followers did Jebus I have? 12? I guess a bit more than 12, but not that many.
Jebus II is probably already winning.Comment
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Originally posted by proggy View PostFunny how when some guy said he was the saviour 2000 years ago people just believed him then? What was different?
A) He was really
B) People were much more gullible then and would be deemed borderline retards in todays world?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I think 2000 years ago people didn't have the distractions of Chicken McManna from heavenly KFC, cups overflowing with sweet Cola and the worshipping of Pop Idols.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Well, why not?
If one accepts the possibility of Jesus coming back, this guy's got as much chance as the next bloke of being him.
So, question for the religious peeps - how will we know the 'real' Jesus when he returns?Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWell, why not?
If one accepts the possibility of Jesus coming back, this guy's got as much chance as the next bloke of being him.
So, question for the religious peeps - how will we know the 'real' Jesus when he returns?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWell, why not?
If one accepts the possibility of Jesus coming back, this guy's got as much chance as the next bloke of being him.
So, question for the religious peeps - how will we know the 'real' Jesus when he returns?
If he then rises up to heaven, he's the real deal.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWell, why not?
If one accepts the possibility of Jesus coming back, this guy's got as much chance as the next bloke of being him.
So, question for the religious peeps - how will we know the 'real' Jesus when he returns?
This bloke's obviously a fraud because he's still alive.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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The people who crucified Jesus did so because he claimed to be the Messiah. The crucifixion is a one time event. The second coming won't be a repeat of the first.
Probably this chap is a fake. Jesus took steps to prevent counterfeits. E.g.
Matthew 24:5 - For many will come in my name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and they will lead many astray.
Further, his return is widely believed to be a rather visible event - "every eye will see him, even those who pierced him" - revelations 1:7
As Genesis put it (Supper's Ready), at the Second Coming "There's an angel standing in the sun, and he's crying in a loud voice, this is the return of the mighty one, the king of kings the lord of lords has returned to lead his children home, to take them to the new Jerusalem". Most of that text is lifted from Revelations as well. The expectation is that the return of Jesus will be fairly momentous event - not just some megalomaniac gathering a few deluded followers. The real Jesus won't be coming as gentle Jesus, meek and mild, he'll be coming as a warrior.
Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostSo, question for the religious peeps - how will we know the 'real' Jesus when he returns?
And of course he won't be born a baby this time round - he will return not be re-born - so any regular person is automatically ineligible by virtue of having a birth certificate.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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