Dundee George exposed

**Dundeegeorge** · 18 July 2006, 12:44

Oh to be that young again (sigh)

I would kill everyone on this board to be that age again.

(Actually I'd kill most of the posters on this board just for the fun of it.)
NOTE FOR THE HARD OF etc.

**sasguru** · 18 July 2006, 12:45

Would you kill yourself for being congenitally thick?

**Dundeegeorge** · 18 July 2006, 12:46

No, I wouldn't want to set a precedent.....

Originally posted by sasguru

Would you kill yourself for being congenitally thick?

But don't let me stop you.......

**Numptycorner** · 18 July 2006, 12:52

curmudgeon n. An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

**bogeyman** · 18 July 2006, 12:56

I don't think DG would (if he is a real Dundonian) would allow himself the extravagance of a candle.

More likely he would save up his farts in a jar to power a little gas lamp attached to his hat.

**DaveB** · 18 July 2006, 13:11

Originally posted by bogeyman

I don't think DG would (if he is a real Dundonian) would allow himself the extravagance of a candle.

More likely he would save up his farts in a jar to power a little gas lamp attached to his hat.

He'd make his own out of ear wax.

**Dundeegeorge** · 18 July 2006, 14:38

Ooh, a dictionary user, I'm impressed

Originally posted by Numptycorner

curmudgeon n. An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

gullible

adjective

Easily imposed on or tricked: credulous, dupable, easy, exploitable, naive, susceptible. See wise/foolish.

**xoggoth** · 18 July 2006, 19:00

An average emission of fart gas could produce 0.115W per person continuously. It is our future when the oil runs out.

**Fungus** · 18 July 2006, 19:06

Cow farts are a major contributor to global warming. Think of that the next time you visit McDonalds.

Dundee George exposed