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Previously on "Dundee George exposed"

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    From the mouths of babes....

    Originally posted by Fungus
    And back on topic, he looks far too trusting and well dressed for this forum.

    Nice one fungus. A LOL moment.

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  • Fungus
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    And back on topic, he looks far too trusting and well dressed for this forum.

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  • Fungus
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    Cow farts are a major contributor to global warming. Think of that the next time you visit McDonalds.

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  • xoggoth
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    An average emission of fart gas could produce 0.115W per person continuously. It is our future when the oil runs out.

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Ooh, a dictionary user, I'm impressed

    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    curmudgeon n. An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.
    gullible

    adjective

    Easily imposed on or tricked: credulous, dupable, easy, exploitable, naive, susceptible. See wise/foolish.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    I don't think DG would (if he is a real Dundonian) would allow himself the extravagance of a candle.

    More likely he would save up his farts in a jar to power a little gas lamp attached to his hat.

    He'd make his own out of ear wax.

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  • bogeyman
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    I don't think DG would (if he is a real Dundonian) would allow himself the extravagance of a candle.

    More likely he would save up his farts in a jar to power a little gas lamp attached to his hat.

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  • Numptycorner
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    curmudgeon n. An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    No, I wouldn't want to set a precedent.....

    Originally posted by sasguru
    Would you kill yourself for being congenitally thick?
    But don't let me stop you.......

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  • sasguru
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    Would you kill yourself for being congenitally thick?

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Oh to be that young again (sigh)

    I would kill everyone on this board to be that age again.

    (Actually I'd kill most of the posters on this board just for the fun of it.)
    NOTE FOR THE HARD OF etc.

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  • Numptycorner
    started a topic Dundee George exposed

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