Woolwich Incident

[d000hg]

Every religious nut is a sexual pervert

What a total load of rubbish. Lots of the biggest weirdos have no real sex drive at all.

[Mich the Tester]

Every religious nut is a sexual pervert,

I am suddenly thinking of chatting up a bird wearing a burqa.

[MyUserName]

I am suddenly thinking of chatting up a bird wearing a burqa.

Do you think that covering your face will improve your chances?

[MyUserName]

What a total load of rubbish. Lots of the biggest weirdos have no real sex drive at all.

Do you have any examples of these weirdos with no real sex drive?
Could you also explain why they are bigger weirdos than others?

[DodgyAgent]

What a total load of rubbish. Lots of the biggest weirdos have no real sex drive at all.

My point entirely. The urge for power is driven by sex. In fact the greater the anxiety about sex the greater the urge to compensate by becoming more powerful. The more inadequate you are with sex and relationships the bigger the drive for power.

[Mich the Tester]

Do you think that covering your face will improve your chances?

Yes; I've heard that Brad Pitt lookalikes are unpopular among the Burqa birds. They prefer the Ayatollah beard look.

[Mich the Tester]

My point entirely. The urge for power is driven by sex. In fact the greater the anxiety about sex the greater the urge to compensate by becoming more powerful. The more inadequate you are with sex and relationships the bigger the drive for power.

In other news today, Dodgy Agent has just hired two new seecretaries on 'perform or be fired' contracts.

[MyUserName]

Yes; I've heard that Brad Pitt lookalikes are unpopular among the Burqa birds. They prefer the Ayatollah beard look.

So ... why do you need a burqa?

[Mich the Tester]

So ... why do you need a burqa?

Covers up the stiffy.

[MyUserName]

Covers up the stiffy.

Ah - I think the problem with you pulling birds normally might be the fact you are carrying a corpse around with you!