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    #11
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Beat me to it,
    I was seeing one of the other staff.

    Also

    Shagging one of the guests.
    Tresspass
    300% pay rise
    Shagging the Trading Floor.
    Walking out with the Bloomberg machine.
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Shagging the Trading Floor.
      Walking out with the Bloomberg machine.
      Insufficient time to moderate CUK.
      nomadd liked this post

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Shagging the Trading Floor.
        Walking out with the Bloomberg machine.
        Walking? Don't you mean crawling after working your way through the Trading floor?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by nomadd View Post
          Insufficient time to moderate CUK.
          I'm on a research day...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Anyway, what is this 'job' of which you speak? Are you a permie? I was a permie once. Quite recently actually, but not for long.
            5. Get sacked for being a PITA
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              6. Being caught at the office drooling over borderline child porn on a work laptop, like my permie predecessor at one lucrative contract
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                I'm on a research day...
                ...and my lawn is looking beautiful.

                Car looks cleaner too.

                nomadd liked this post

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                  #18
                  The PM find's your used name on CUK!
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    The PM find's your used name on CUK!
                    The secret is not to use your real name.

                    HTH.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by p3t3 View Post
                      Ok, here's plenty of room for fun & pun.

                      What are the acceptable reasons for leaving a job? (on a more serious note):

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                      2...
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                      1.The only people you have justify it to are your immediate family, everyone else can go **** themselves... it's your life.
                      2. ""
                      3. ""
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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