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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostJesus are you serious..ducks!! A stick is all you need to measure the water level. I lay on on the water about 10 years ago and the water level is still less than half way up. I'd say its about 1/3rd of a stick as opposed to 1/2 of a duckAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostHas anyone measured carbon levels on the moon?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo. But be our guest!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostGot a spare spaceship?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I will be able to get to work on my Gin PalaceLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhat colour?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI will be able to get to work on my Gin Palace
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostGot a spare spaceship?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostCouldn't you use a very long stick? Prod the moon and then measure how far up the stick the carbon comes up“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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