Reply to: Startling sea level data

[mudskipper]

Well, the moon is made of cheese, and cheese is killing the planet.

"You’re producing the milk from a dairy cow that is emitting large quantities of methane, which has a global-warming impact 25 times higher than carbon. And then you have the methane and nitrous oxide that are also generated from the cow’s manure. "


I call bulltulip. Or at least cowpat.

[shaunbhoy]

Couldn't you use a very long stick? Prod the moon and then measure how far up the stick the carbon comes up

Not very scientific though is it?

[BoredBloke]

Got a spare spaceship?

Couldn't you use a very long stick? Prod the moon and then measure how far up the stick the carbon comes up

[shaunbhoy]

I will be able to get to work on my Gin Palace

Yeah, knock yourself out DA!!!

[d000hg]

What colour?

Pink with chrome bits please (rep to first correct answer).

[DodgyAgent]

I will be able to get to work on my Gin Palace

[shaunbhoy]

Got a spare spaceship?

What colour?

[d000hg]

No. But be our guest!

Got a spare spaceship?

[shaunbhoy]

Has anyone measured carbon levels on the moon?

No. But be our guest!

[Mich the Tester]

Jesus are you serious..ducks!! A stick is all you need to measure the water level. I lay on on the water about 10 years ago and the water level is still less than half way up. I'd say its about 1/3rd of a stick as opposed to 1/2 of a duck

If you've been laying in the water that long your skin must be rather shrivelled by now. Suggest you get up, dry off and have a cup of tea.

[BoredBloke]

River levels remain the same too. The water only comes half way up the ducks.

Jesus are you serious..ducks!! A stick is all you need to measure the water level. I lay on on the water about 10 years ago and the water level is still less than half way up. I'd say its about 1/3rd of a stick as opposed to 1/2 of a duck

[d000hg]

Has anyone measured carbon levels on the moon?

[DimPrawn]

Don't be silly, the sea level changes significantly nearly every day. Sometimes several times a day!

Next you'll be telling me it's not Carbon, it's the moon wot dun it.

[d000hg]

Don't be silly, the sea level changes significantly nearly every day. Sometimes several times a day!

[VectraMan]

ducks are not an accurate measure of sea or river levels, everyone knows that. satellites outperform ducks most of the time

When the water comes half way up the satellites, then it's definitely time to worry.