Startling sea level data

[EternalOptimist]

Remember all the hype about Manhatten being under water by 2030, London being submerged ?






apparently it's more hysteria from the usual suspects

uk sea levels unchanged for 10 years

[Paddy]

River levels remain the same too. The water only comes half way up the ducks.

[EternalOptimist]

River levels remain the same too. The water only comes half way up the ducks.

ducks are not an accurate measure of sea or river levels, everyone knows that. satellites outperform ducks most of the time

[EternalOptimist]

Duck Satellites!

Or Satellite Ducks!

That's the answer!

You heard it here first!

A Plan B if ever I saw one.

they tried to satellite a duck in Monty Python, iirc. but it was wet so it wouldnt catch.

[original PM]

they tried to satellite a duck in Monty Python, iirc. but it was wet so it wouldnt catch.

[DimPrawn]

The sea level will remain roughly constant, however, on the 31st December 2029 it will surge. This is scientific FACT.

Prof P J Clarke.

Deputy Director of Carbon Tax collections
HMRC

[VectraMan]

ducks are not an accurate measure of sea or river levels, everyone knows that. satellites outperform ducks most of the time

When the water comes half way up the satellites, then it's definitely time to worry.

[d000hg]

Don't be silly, the sea level changes significantly nearly every day. Sometimes several times a day!

[DimPrawn]

Don't be silly, the sea level changes significantly nearly every day. Sometimes several times a day!

Next you'll be telling me it's not Carbon, it's the moon wot dun it.

[d000hg]

Has anyone measured carbon levels on the moon?