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Jesus are you serious..ducks!! A stick is all you need to measure the water level. I lay on on the water about 10 years ago and the water level is still less than half way up. I'd say its about 1/3rd of a stick as opposed to 1/2 of a duckRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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If you've been laying in the water that long your skin must be rather shrivelled by now. Suggest you get up, dry off and have a cup of tea.Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Got a spare spaceship?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo. But be our guest!
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What colour?Originally posted by d000hg View Post“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I will be able to get to work on my Gin Palace
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Pink with chrome bits please (rep to first correct answer).Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Yeah, knock yourself out DA!!!Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI will be able to get to work on my Gin Palace
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Couldn't you use a very long stick? Prod the moon and then measure how far up the stick the carbon comes upOriginally posted by d000hg View PostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Not very scientific though is it?Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
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