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Some, but thankfully not all.
Though I do hate the ones where you wake up feeling fine an it turns out you're still drunk, only to have a monster hangover in the afternoon.
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They´ve forgotten the WTF hangover. That hangover happens when you drink hardly anything. Once I had a stinking great hangover after drinking NO ALCOHOL
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So did I once, when I sniffed a funny hankie. Gave me a sore head and bum.Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThey´ve forgotten the WTF hangover. That hangover happens when you drink hardly anything. Once I had a stinking great hangover after drinking NO ALCOHOL
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I'm snorting with laughter in recognition:
A hangover that means the first act of the day is usually chewing your own fist, this typically follows a work party, family do, or an encounter with an ex — any situation where you were supposed to meet a higher standard of behaviour than normal. You can't quite remember what it was you said or did that was wrong, but the wrongness of it is nethertheless wedged inside you, rotting you from the inside out.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Was it cousin Benny? The one with the club foot and lisp?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm snorting with laughter in recognition:
A hangover that means the first act of the day is usually chewing your own fist, this typically follows a work party, family do, or an encounter with an ex — any situation where you were supposed to meet a higher standard of behaviour than normal. You can't quite remember what it was you said or did that was wrong, but the wrongness of it is nethertheless wedged inside you, rotting you from the inside out.Comment
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They're all very good, but the apocalypse was my own personal favourite and memory from many moons ago when my drinks were spiked, by friends, on my birthday. That was an interesting 3 days afterwards...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostThey're all very good, but the apocalypse was my own personal favourite and memory from many moons ago when my drinks were spiked, by friends, on my birthday. That was an interesting 3 days afterwards...
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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All except #3. This means I have had far more #2 than I should have done.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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