How many do you recognise?

[Old Hack]

I wasn't planning on having many, due to exams, but, well, students being students and all that. All I did was sit in bed afterwards, being sick, or revising, and I guess it helped me out in the end, as I revised more. But the next day, was as painful as I can remember; the room looked like I'd had a brawl in it, I had a broken nose form falling down the stairs (I assume) and, well, it's a distant memory now.

[MyUserName]

When I was younger and single I woke up with no recollection of the night before. Opened my eyes and was greeted with the sight of a naked girl I did not recognise sleeping beside me.

[MaryPoppins]

One of my worst #2 memories was a regrettable evening spent with some colleagues on a contract with a large retail bank.

A 2 day workshop was bridged by an overnight stay at a country manor hotel, accompanied by a night on the tiles. I can only remember the following:

1. Toppling off a high bar stool approximately one hour after the meal finished
2. Encouraging colleagues to have 'just one more drink' with me back at the hotel
3. Playing [i.e. bashing the keys of] a piano in a deserted part of the hotel
4. Kissing a barman
5. Being woken abruptly a few hours later by a loud banging (boss banging on door), to find I'd 'slept' on the bathroom floor
6. Joining the workshop an hour late, very drunk, dressed in clothes from the night before
7. My hangover commencing at lunchtime

[Spacecadet]

When I was younger and single I woke up with no recollection of the night before. Opened my eyes and was greeted with the sight of a naked girl I did not recognise sleeping beside me.

I hope you took full advantage of the situation.. (When I was in uni) there was nothing better than still drunk morning sex

[MarillionFan]

When I was younger and single I woke up with no recollection of the night before. Opened my eyes and was greeted with the sight of a naked girl I did not recognise sleeping beside me.

Alzheimer's. There's nothing sweeter than not knowing who the **** you are every morning.

[MyUserName]

Alzheimer's. There's nothing sweeter than not knowing who you **** every morning.

FTFY

[Bunk]

Some, but thankfully not all.

Though I do hate the ones where you wake up feeling fine an it turns out you're still drunk, only to have a monster hangover in the afternoon.


I wonder which one is Bunk experiencing at this very moment.

A mixture of 4 and 6. It's not quite an apocalypse but it's unpleasant. However, I went home for a power nap and now I feel fine.