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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAlzheimer's. There's nothing sweeter than not knowing who you **** every morning.
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWhen I was younger and single I woke up with no recollection of the night before. Opened my eyes and was greeted with the sight of a naked girl I did not recognise sleeping beside me.
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostWhen I was younger and single I woke up with no recollection of the night before. Opened my eyes and was greeted with the sight of a naked girl I did not recognise sleeping beside me.
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One of my worst #2 memories was a regrettable evening spent with some colleagues on a contract with a large retail bank.
A 2 day workshop was bridged by an overnight stay at a country manor hotel, accompanied by a night on the tiles. I can only remember the following:
1. Toppling off a high bar stool approximately one hour after the meal finished
2. Encouraging colleagues to have 'just one more drink' with me back at the hotel
3. Playing [i.e. bashing the keys of] a piano in a deserted part of the hotel
4. Kissing a barman
5. Being woken abruptly a few hours later by a loud banging (boss banging on door), to find I'd 'slept' on the bathroom floor
6. Joining the workshop an hour late, very drunk, dressed in clothes from the night before
7. My hangover commencing at lunchtime
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When I was younger and single I woke up with no recollection of the night before. Opened my eyes and was greeted with the sight of a naked girl I did not recognise sleeping beside me.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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All except #3. This means I have had far more #2 than I should have done.
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostThey're all very good, but the apocalypse was my own personal favourite and memory from many moons ago when my drinks were spiked, by friends, on my birthday. That was an interesting 3 days afterwards...
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They're all very good, but the apocalypse was my own personal favourite and memory from many moons ago when my drinks were spiked, by friends, on my birthday. That was an interesting 3 days afterwards...
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm snorting with laughter in recognition:
A hangover that means the first act of the day is usually chewing your own fist, this typically follows a work party, family do, or an encounter with an ex — any situation where you were supposed to meet a higher standard of behaviour than normal. You can't quite remember what it was you said or did that was wrong, but the wrongness of it is nethertheless wedged inside you, rotting you from the inside out.
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I'm snorting with laughter in recognition:
A hangover that means the first act of the day is usually chewing your own fist, this typically follows a work party, family do, or an encounter with an ex — any situation where you were supposed to meet a higher standard of behaviour than normal. You can't quite remember what it was you said or did that was wrong, but the wrongness of it is nethertheless wedged inside you, rotting you from the inside out.
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThey´ve forgotten the WTF hangover. That hangover happens when you drink hardly anything. Once I had a stinking great hangover after drinking NO ALCOHOL
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They´ve forgotten the WTF hangover. That hangover happens when you drink hardly anything. Once I had a stinking great hangover after drinking NO ALCOHOL
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