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I am old before my time
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Sorry OS, didn't mean to demean the sentiment, I totally agree which is why I'm trying to pursue activities that make more sense to me in the grand scheme of things.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
Well, thank you my Six Sigma friend, I've found more time!Originally posted by doodab View PostYou can kill these three birds with one stone by having a wank in the garden.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Make sure you don't just become the paycheck, you have one life of indeterminate length; you have responsibilities for necessaries but also a right to choose your own course within those parameters. Remember most people regret things they never did but had thought about and also not having enough sex!Originally posted by oracleslave View Post( have 3 expensive girls to keep in shoes/horses/barbies etc)
faber est quisque fortunae suaeBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Cremation is the answer to that one.Originally posted by oracleslave View Postwho wants, did some IT stuff on their tombstone when it could be so much more? Anyone else?
The rest, I mainly agree with.
Cut the expenditure, cut the income and have time with the family instead. This year looks like a bad one for me, because I may have to work for 11 months, rather than my usual 9 months of the year.Comment
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Max Clifford.Originally posted by hyperD View PostNever waste an erection.
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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