I am old before my time

[northernladuk]

Thank god for all the radio 4 responses. My family think I am a dinosaur for listening but there is so absorbing stuff on there and make the journey just disappear. That 'Mark Steel's in Town' makes me larf.

Saying that even the kids hate Grimmy on R1 saying who he has partied with, which celebs he spoke to/got photographed with yadda yadda. I can't see how that appeals to anyone, young or old.

[darmstadt]

2) I groan when picking things up off the floor. It may be from the previous day's run/gym but still

Shouldn't that be: "Make more groaning and grunting noises when picking up things now than I do when having sex!"

[oracleslave]

Shouldn't that be: "Make more groaning and grunting noises when picking up things now than I do when having sex!"

How do you grunt and groan with that snooker ball firmly wedged in your gob with a tight leather strap?

[Paddy]

Thank god for all the radio 4 responses. My family think I am a dinosaur for listening but there is so absorbing stuff on there and make the journey just disappear. That 'Mark Steel's in Town' makes me larf.

Saying that even the kids hate Grimmy on R1 saying who he has partied with, which celebs he spoke to/got photographed with yadda yadda. I can't see how that appeals to anyone, young or old.

Yes, but even radio four is now dummed down. When I switch it on there is usually a lesbian going on about some rights for facilities in order bring kids to work or something equally stupid.

[MaryPoppins]

I am 31 and have been listening to Radio4 for years

Yeah, same. Except I'm 33.

Ugh.

[doodab]

even radio four is now dummed down.

Oh the ironing!

[hyperD]

Never waste an erection.

Enjoy the sun.

Look for enjoyable things that are free, such as taking a walk in the countryside with your family.

Spend time, food, wine and conversation with good friends.

Switch off the radio, TV and don't read newspapers.

Give a tramp a cup of hot tea and ask about his story.

Give a politician a good kicking.

[oracleslave]

Never waste an erection.

Enjoy the sun.

Look for enjoyable things that are free, such as taking a walk in the countryside with your family.

Spend time, food, wine and conversation with good friends.

Switch off the radio, TV and don't read newspapers.

Give a tramp a cup of hot tea and ask about his story.

Give a politician a good kicking.

Nothing wrong with your suggestions, although it makes me think my original post sounded as if I was unhappy or depressed, which I am not. More reflective over how pointless some of this IT stuff in the grand scheme of things and how others in poorly paid jobs make far greater contributions than I ever could on this career path.

[doodab]

Never waste an erection.

Enjoy the sun.

Look for enjoyable things that are free

You can kill these three birds with one stone by having a wank in the garden.

[sasguru]

. More reflective over how pointless some of this IT stuff in the grand scheme of things and how others in poorly paid jobs make far greater contributions than I ever could on this career path.

Well you're in luck. Some of the lowest grades of the NHS, care assistants and the like require very few qualifications. Off you go: quit your pointless manager's job and go and empty some bed pans.