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The opportunity to live in 12 different countries on 5 continents, sample over 50 countries, cultures and flavours of women. And the drugs, mustn't forget them.
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If you can remember, then they either weren't top drawer, or you didn't have enough.Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Postthe drugs, mustn't forget them.
My birthday, at some point this year, being a very fine example
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIf you can remember, then they either weren't top drawer, or you didn't have enough.
My birthday, at some point this year, being a very fine example
Turns out I will be in Japan for my birthday. ClientCo are paying for the trip and I intend to ski while there, so my travel bag will include ski boots and mojos.
If I am not skiing on my birthday I expect to be in a karaoke bar, something I probably will not remember.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Gonna be awesome, try and remember some of it.Originally posted by WTFH View PostTurns out I will be in Japan for my birthday. ClientCo are paying for the trip and I intend to ski while there, so my travel bag will include ski boots and mojos.
If I am not skiing on my birthday I expect to be in a karaoke bar, something I probably will not remember.
Don't forget to pack the "best" black gloves...The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostGonna be awesome, try and remember some of it.
Don't forget to pack the "best" black gloves...
They're currently being DNA cleaned as we speak.
Been a bit disappointed to find out that kamakazi is not a sexual position on the toilet.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Better safe than sorry, Kevlar reinforced, leather, gloves are just so hard to come by these days, especially in black.Originally posted by WTFH View PostThey're currently being DNA cleaned as we speak.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostBetter safe than sorry, Kevlar reinforced, leather, gloves are just so hard to come by these days, especially in black.
Tell me about it!
Good job I can put them through the business expense account now that I've proved to Gideon I only use them on business contracts, and not forpleasurepersonal use.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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what doodab said.Originally posted by doodab View PostI had a permie job once. It was tulipe. So I looked for another one and accidentally found a contract instead. It was a great improvement.Comment
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