Flappy, the anti masturbation dolphin.....

[GB9]

How do you **** with fins anyway?

[vetran]

This is what we should worry about

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we can't be rich

[SupremeSpod]

"Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. "

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"Fappy" or "Flappy"?

[Pondlife]

It is time for the Sunday Stop Masturbation Showcase.

We highlight the best in anti-masturbation technology for the family.

Today we feature the blades. It prevents a female from reaching her sin cave or ringing her devils doorbell. It also has backdoor protection incase she gets raped by a gay.

Genius

[Platypus]

"Fappy" or "Flappy"?

Fappy.

But the OP probably has a thing about "flaps" perhaps he was thinking of his missus, maybe that's her pet name !

[NotAllThere]

More from Flappy here: Test-Driving The New Smartphones | The Onion - America's Finest News Source I thought perhaps it was a test of the vibrate function.

(SFW)

[doodab]

Masturbation helps prevent male prostate cancer.

It should be encouraged.

[DimPrawn]

Masturbation helps prevent male prostate cancer.

It should be encouraged.

At least give a reach round you tight bastard!

[vetran]

Ejaculation helps prevent male prostate cancer.

It should be encouraged.

FTFY

its the destination not the journey.

[MaryPoppins]

'sin cave'