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An airport is the only place where it's socially acceptable....

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    #11
    I flew from Moscow to Basel a few years back. The plane left Moscow at 6am (or something like that), so we had to leave where we were staying at 3am.

    There was a two hour wait at Vienna for the connecting flight. I'd dozed on the plane to Vienna and woke up feeling dreadful. A coffee and a pint of beer at Vienna airport at 7am fixed everything.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Enjoy^

      Join IPSE

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        #13
        Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
        Have a good holiday
        Who said anything about a holiday?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          Who said anything about a holiday?
          Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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            #15
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            Ah, I thought you were just hanging around the airport to cover up the morning alcoholism

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              #16
              Holiday only truly starts with the first beer at the airport!

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                #17
                mum, mum theres a drunken it geek in shorts over there!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  I was coming back from the US on work with a Chinese guy whom I worked with. He was a very funny guy and could make anything humerous.

                  We were waiting in line to have our baggage check as this moutain with arms and legs in a uniform walked up and down with his arms folded, staring at people and generally looking pretty intimidating.

                  As he was walking passed us my Chinese friend turns to me and loudly said "Have you still got the bomb?!"

                  This was one of the times where his humour was not appreciated!
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    To have a beer at 7am

                    Not true. On the airplane itself is also acceptable, in fact I'd say more so because you aren't even sure what time it is half the time.
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                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20


                      Have a good one!
                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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