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    #31
    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    RBS group should look into the Access system I built a few years back. Running so solid I never get a support call on it. Holding over 10M rows of data.

    RBS I'm waiting for your call.
    2GB limit???

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      #32
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      My cv is going in to them this morning folks, panic not, Suity to the rescue

      I thought you were a BPM consultant, when did you become an online banking expert ?

      Still Go Suity !!
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #33
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        I thought you were a BPM consultant, when did you become an online banking expert ?
        Since he tailored his CV

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          #34
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          2GB limit???
          Maybe that's what they hit this morning?
          McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
          Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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            #35
            It was "hardware failure" apparently: RBS Says Computer Failure Is Unrelated to Last Year

            They really should tell the cleaner where it's safe to plug that vacuum cleaner in.

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              #36
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              It was "hardware failure" apparently: RBS Says Computer Failure Is Unrelated to Last Year

              They really should tell the cleaner where it's safe to plug that vacuum cleaner in.
              Please be noting that the fail-over server was not located in the same place as working server. The working server is under my desk. The fail-over is under Sanjay's desk. The failure occurred when Sanjay needed to charge his phone.

              Bob
              Probably not true quote from some guy I just made up.

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                #37
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                It was "hardware failure" apparently: RBS Says Computer Failure Is Unrelated to Last Year

                They really should tell the cleaner where it's safe to plug that vacuum cleaner in.
                Don't be silly Nick, it's a mainframe system with multiple redundancy according to Elreg.

                I think there were two cleaners with vacuum cleaners.

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                  #38
                  It's a bank; of course it's borked.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                    Don't be silly Nick, it's a mainframe system with multiple redundancy according to Elreg.

                    I think there were two cleaners with vacuum cleaners.
                    I read some of the comments about multiple redundancy with a chuckle.

                    Once you have seen a single UPS, which was just one of many, take out a whole building you see things with a bit more scepticism.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                      Don't be silly Nick, it's a mainframe system with multiple redundancy according to Elreg.
                      I think they made the people who know how it works redundant.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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