You can't even have a pot noodle.

[Gibbon]

Me too, but only on a Monday.

That explains a lot, the silicon chip inside your head, you need to upgrade from that 286.

[ctdctd]

That explains a lot, the silicon chip inside your head, you need to upgrade from that Z80.

FTFY

[mudskipper]

BBC News - Celibate life: Readers share their stories

Accounts from them what are.

[original PM]

hmmm but i believe (assuming you have 'normal' hormones) and therefore produce approx a few million spermies a day..

at some point your nuts will be like two tins of fussels milk and will need to explode...

if you do not instigate it manually it will probably happen as part of a 'wet' dream---

does that count?

or not?

[d000hg]

hmmm but i believe (assuming you have 'normal' hormones) and therefore produce approx a few million spermies a day..

at some point your nuts will be like two tins of fussels milk and will need to explode...

if you do not instigate it manually it will probably happen as part of a 'wet' dream---

does that count?

or not?

I'm not sure that's the case. They naturally get reabsorbed, it's not like a cow which has to be milked Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?

[hyperD]

Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?

Whatever rocks your boat hun, but it's not something to admit in public really.

[original PM]

I'm not sure that's the case. They naturally get reabsorbed, it's not like a cow which has to be milked Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?

don't tell the missus - I have been using that excuse for 20 years now!