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You can't even have a pot noodle.
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That explains a lot, the silicon chip inside your head, you need to upgrade from that 286.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
FTFYOriginally posted by Gibbon View PostThat explains a lot, the silicon chip inside your head, you need to upgrade from that Z80.Comment
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hmmm but i believe (assuming you have 'normal' hormones) and therefore produce approx a few million spermies a day..
at some point your nuts will be like two tins of fussels milk and will need to explode...
if you do not instigate it manually it will probably happen as part of a 'wet' dream---
does that count?
or not?Comment
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I'm not sure that's the case. They naturally get reabsorbed, it's not like a cow which has to be milkedOriginally posted by original PM View Posthmmm but i believe (assuming you have 'normal' hormones) and therefore produce approx a few million spermies a day..
at some point your nuts will be like two tins of fussels milk and will need to explode...
if you do not instigate it manually it will probably happen as part of a 'wet' dream---
does that count?
or not?
Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Whatever rocks your boat hun, but it's not something to admit in public really.Originally posted by d000hg View PostThough aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'm not sure that's the case. They naturally get reabsorbed, it's not like a cow which has to be milked
Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?
don't tell the missus - I have been using that excuse for 20 years now!Comment
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