Reply to: You can't even have a pot noodle.

[original PM]

I'm not sure that's the case. They naturally get reabsorbed, it's not like a cow which has to be milked Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?

don't tell the missus - I have been using that excuse for 20 years now!

[hyperD]

Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?

Whatever rocks your boat hun, but it's not something to admit in public really.

[d000hg]

hmmm but i believe (assuming you have 'normal' hormones) and therefore produce approx a few million spermies a day..

at some point your nuts will be like two tins of fussels milk and will need to explode...

if you do not instigate it manually it will probably happen as part of a 'wet' dream---

does that count?

or not?

I'm not sure that's the case. They naturally get reabsorbed, it's not like a cow which has to be milked Though aren't you supposed to wank off male horses on a regular basis?

[original PM]

hmmm but i believe (assuming you have 'normal' hormones) and therefore produce approx a few million spermies a day..

at some point your nuts will be like two tins of fussels milk and will need to explode...

if you do not instigate it manually it will probably happen as part of a 'wet' dream---

does that count?

or not?

[mudskipper]

BBC News - Celibate life: Readers share their stories

Accounts from them what are.

[ctdctd]

That explains a lot, the silicon chip inside your head, you need to upgrade from that Z80.

FTFY

[Gibbon]

Me too, but only on a Monday.

That explains a lot, the silicon chip inside your head, you need to upgrade from that 286.

[formant]

I was referring to:

Taken in its strictest definition, there is a question mark over whether celibacy is possible.

Asexuals don't necessarily abstain from sex though, therefore most don't live anything like a 'celibate' life. I thus still wonder how realistic true celibacy is (for someone who isn't already an asexual).

[SupremeSpod]

Oh dear, not me. I used to point my finger and, in my mind, shoot people in authority or those I didn't like.
Does that make me a psychopath and should I be locked up for society's protection?

Me too, but only on a Monday.

[d000hg]

That's a bit of a difference to someone choosing to (pretend to) abstain for religious reasons though. True asexuality isn't particularly common. Ruling out those few true asexuals, it's a valid question.

I was referring to:

Taken in its strictest definition, there is a question mark over whether celibacy is possible.

[formant]

Actually the whole story is pretty ignorant. It's pretty well documented that some people simply don't like sex or have very low/non-existent sex-drives in the first place. e.g. Asexuality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia so the very question "is a celibate life even possible" in that incredulous tone is rather silly.

That's a bit of a difference to someone choosing to (pretend to) abstain for religious reasons though. True asexuality isn't particularly common. Ruling out those few true asexuals, it's a valid question.

[doodab]

I was always keep thinking about being kept in a rabbit cage and mistreated by a girl about my own age. In retrospect it was pretty accurate.

FTFY.

It's the bit where she feeds me lettuce that I don't like.

[ctdctd]

We used to play 'doctors & nurses'; strange how the ailment was always to do with genitalia and invited exploration with a stethoscope.

Oh the things one does at clientco to while away the hours.

[Gibbon]

Used to play "school" with my friends at about that age. Very soon it turned into spanking games - I know I played this with at least two different friends. I do wonder what today's PC brigade would make of it!

We used to play 'doctors & nurses'; strange how the ailment was always to do with genitalia and invited exploration with a stethoscope.

[ctdctd]

Was it just me or did anyone else have strange presexual fantasies from the age of 8 or so? I was always keep thinking about being kept in a rabbit cage and mistreated by a girl about my own age. In retrospect it was pretty wierd.

Oh dear, not me. I used to point my finger and, in my mind, shoot people in authority or those I didn't like.
Does that make me a psychopath and should I be locked up for society's protection?