Is it a food or a drink?
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If it's in a cup, then it's a drink. If it's in a bowl, then it's food.
If it's on a fork, you're doing it wrong..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Actually I was drinking heavily. Which is why my body can only deal with soup today.Originally posted by zeitghostYou were listening to that Scottish bint on R4 last night, weren't you?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Generally I find that slim and svelte people regard it as a food and fat people regard it as a drink.Hard Brexit now!
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WPS!Originally posted by Platypus View PostThank you. Your thread inspired me to have soup for lunch.Comment
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