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Permie irritations
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No tongues next time pleaseOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSay this five times
'Ommmm'
then hug the next person you seemerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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If they find you anapproachable for whatever reason, why not make the effort to be friendly - 2min chats at the canteen getting a cuppa about sport?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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This is holland. Sport means darts, football or target shooting with ping pong balls.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf they find you anapproachable for whatever reason, why not make the effort to be friendly - 2min chats at the canteen getting a cuppa about sport?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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One question. Why did you go permie?
Every permie I have met falls into one or more of the following categories.
1. Wage Slave - One month away from homelessness.
2. Incompetent
3. Cowards scared of change.
4. Lazy
5. Soon to become contractors (i.e. non of the above 1%)
HTHComment
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They named the right sum of money and there are lots of training opportunities.Originally posted by LatteLiberal View PostOne question. Why did you go permie?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Well he could talk about fit birds instead then.Originally posted by doodab View PostThis is holland. Sport means darts, football or target shooting with ping pong balls.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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No, that's considered sexist.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWell he could talk about fit birds instead then.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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"Considered" or "is", just asking, like...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, that's considered sexist.

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