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    #31
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    No thanks.
    THERE'S your problem, right there. see it
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #32
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Say this five times

      'Ommmm'

      then hug the next person you see
      No tongues next time please
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #33
        If they find you anapproachable for whatever reason, why not make the effort to be friendly - 2min chats at the canteen getting a cuppa about sport?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          If they find you anapproachable for whatever reason, why not make the effort to be friendly - 2min chats at the canteen getting a cuppa about sport?
          This is holland. Sport means darts, football or target shooting with ping pong balls.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #35
            One question. Why did you go permie?

            Every permie I have met falls into one or more of the following categories.

            1. Wage Slave - One month away from homelessness.
            2. Incompetent
            3. Cowards scared of change.
            4. Lazy
            5. Soon to become contractors (i.e. non of the above 1%)

            HTH

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              #36
              Originally posted by LatteLiberal View Post
              One question. Why did you go permie?
              They named the right sum of money and there are lots of training opportunities.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #37
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                This is holland. Sport means darts, football or target shooting with ping pong balls.
                Well he could talk about fit birds instead then.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Well he could talk about fit birds instead then.
                  No, that's considered sexist.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #39
                    Tight or loose fit?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      No, that's considered sexist.
                      "Considered" or "is", just asking, like...

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