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Get well soon, cojak!
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You don't enjoy a gob-full of prime pork?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
What about a rich, creamy cake?Originally posted by Zippy View PostA bacon butty and a few cups of tea usually cures a hangover.
Or perhaps just a small salad?Hard Brexit now!
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I missed the nom last night, but I made up for it this a.m.
with a big greasy fried egg on a thick slice of well buttered bread with two thick dripping greasy rashers of bacon.
I saved some for Cojak. the greasy bit
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Greasy bit or greasy bint?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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the bit. the bitOriginally posted by d000hg View PostGreasy bit or greasy bint?
the lumpy greasy bit.
i tried to nibble my greasy egg
but it all went down in one lump(\__/)
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I see. I wondered if you had meant to call Cojak a lumpy, greasy bint. Obviously that's not the case, though I imagine she might've been quite greasy after eating a whole pig.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIs this a 2 day hangover? Wow must have been some party"!
you should see what they did to poor Piggy. The Lord of the Flies was nothing compared to what they did.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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