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Get well soon, cojak!

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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes we know you'd have liked to gobble some meat.
    You don't enjoy a gob-full of prime pork?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      A bacon butty and a few cups of tea usually cures a hangover.

      Or perhaps just a small salad?
      What about a rich, creamy cake?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        I missed the nom last night, but I made up for it this a.m.
        with a big greasy fried egg on a thick slice of well buttered bread with two thick dripping greasy rashers of bacon.

        I saved some for Cojak. the greasy bit



        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Greasy bit or greasy bint?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Greasy bit or greasy bint?
            the bit. the bit

            the lumpy greasy bit.

            i tried to nibble my greasy egg

            but it all went down in one lump
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              I see. I wondered if you had meant to call Cojak a lumpy, greasy bint. Obviously that's not the case, though I imagine she might've been quite greasy after eating a whole pig.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                BUMP.

                Just to get this back on the front page and make sure she knows we were thinking of her

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                  #18
                  Is this a 2 day hangover? Wow must have been some party"!
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Is this a 2 day hangover? Wow must have been some party"!

                    you should see what they did to poor Piggy. The Lord of the Flies was nothing compared to what they did.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #20
                      What did I miss? was there a CUK meet ?
                      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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