What do you call the female side of your relationship when you are not married?

[Mich the Tester]

Shaggles

[Mich the Tester]

Jigglyjugs

[original PM]

hose beast

according to my mate

[Pondlife]

All women are known as doris.

E.g.
You coming out for a pint tonight mate?
Can't sorry. On Doris duty at the cinema

[northernladuk]

Is it acceptable to use their official title when introducing them to friends and colleagues, so instead of introducing my current bit of skirt to the table I can say 'This is Mrs Brillopad'?

[Mich the Tester]

Is it acceptable to use their official title when introducing them to friends and colleagues, so instead of introducing my current bit of skirt to the table I can say 'This is Mrs Brillopad'?

Perfectly acceptable, but it might cause confusion when everyone says that.

[SimonMac]

Perfectly acceptable, but it might cause confusion when everyone says that.

No, we all say it about the same woman

HTH

[vetran]

No, we all say it about the same woman

HTH

gotta admire mrs BP, up for anything

[Uncle Albert]

I once referred to mine as the ayatollah.

[vetran]

SWMBO - of course