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    #31
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    They worked out he was making it up as he went along. Imagine Sas without the knowledge and personality.
    It's like an open goal, with Eek sitting off to the side scratching his arse wondering what happened.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Were you just rejected by MF then?

      Surely everyone bins 50% of CVs as one expects candidates to be lucky.....
      Given that most agents pick 2 CVs at random from the 100 that supposedly apply, a 50/50 chance is very reasonable odds.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #33
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        Given that most agents pick 2 CVs at random from the 100 that supposedly apply, a 50/50 chance is very reasonable odds.
        Are you suggesting MF would make a good agent?

        That is below the belt Sir.....

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          #34
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Are you suggesting MF would make a good agent?
          MF will make a good double agent...

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            #35
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            What's happening to your role?


            it's getting bursted by the sound of it
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #36
              Thank fook for that. I've changed one of my roles from perm to contract & given to an agency. Lo and behold all of a sudden I've started getting resumes that actually match my job description.

              The downside was, when I looked at the closest matching candidates linkedIn profile he didn't actually have any of the skills I'd asked for on there but funnily enough did on his resume.

              Fookin agents.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Thank fook for that. I've changed one of my roles from perm to contract & given to an agency. Lo and behold all of a sudden I've started getting resumes that actually match my job description.

                The downside was, when I looked at the closest matching candidates linkedIn profile he didn't actually have any of the skills I'd asked for on there but funnily enough did on his resume.

                Fookin agents.
                I can't be arsed to look but I'm sure a remember there being a certain forum member who recommended customised CVs for each rule he was applying for.
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  I can't be arsed to look but I'm sure a remember there being a certain forum member who recommended customised CVs for each rule he was applying for.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    You have to congratulate the agency / contractor on their speed. I think he's a fail when it comes to attention to detail tho.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      MF will make a good double agent...
                      Not really, he can barely keep one made-up life-story straight.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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