Ladies are you getting the full 12 inches?

[vetran]

Two men sue Subway for being shorted an inch of sandwich after so-called 'footlong' doesn't measure up to ads | Mail Online

Two men SUE Subway for being shorted an inch of sandwich after so-called 'footlong' doesn't measure up to ads

so is 11 inch enough for anyone or do we deserve a footlong?

[d000hg]

I couldn't eat a foot-long, even the one with hot cheesy meatballs.

[DimPrawn]

I promised the girfriend a foot long and she was shocked at it being only 3 inches long.

Not sure it's relevant to this thread though....

[NickFitz]

They need to start specifying overall volume. That way they can compensate in girth for what they lack in length.

[BrilloPad]

I promised the girfriend a foot long and she was shocked at it being only 3 inches long.

Not sure it's relevant to this thread though....

British men ‘exaggerating’ depth of snow

[Moscow Mule]

Average length of penis = 6 inches, average length of vagina = 8 inches

This means there's 650 odd miles of unused fanny wandering around in the UK alone!

[ChrisPackit]

A bird once said to me "I thought you said you had at least a foot"

I said "No love, I said I had Athletes foot"

[EternalOptimist]

my first bird was a bit kinky and she used to like me sticking my big toe up her youknowwhat, She laughed like an idiot when the doctor said I has the pox on all my toes, until she learned that
she had a verucca on her f@nny

[Support Monkey]

a women once said to me "give me 12" and make me bleed so i sh@gged her twice and smacked her in the mouth