I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.
							
						
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 UnpleasantnessWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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 I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame itOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
 
 I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.
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 One of the downsides of a HO is you can't blame anyone else.Originally posted by doodab View PostI just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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 Its why I have 3 catsOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostI enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it  
 
 Though Mr N always assumes its me if he knows I've been on a CUK night out.Comment
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 Explains why you are posting so much today.Originally posted by doodab View Post... home office ...
 
 Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.
							
						Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office. . Not very good VFM.
							
						Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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 I'm not billing today. Just relaxing.Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostExplains why you are posting so much today.
 
 Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' . Not very good VFM.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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 Mrs EO was rummaging round the HO, looking behind the door and curtains, under the table then she disappeared upstairs
 
 after a while she reappeared and said 'one of the cats has sh!t in the house somewhere, I'm buggered if I can find it'
 
 
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 That's a trick of NorPuss III, NorPuss II likes to come into my office when Im WFH and on a conf call, farts and leaves knowing I can't leave the room.Originally posted by zeitghostZeitMog (may blessings be upon her) was little devil for going behind the enormous desk in my office & having a quiet pee.
 
  
 
 Then it was time to drag all the stuff out from under the desk & attempt with great difficulty to mop it up.
 
 Little bugger, she was.   Comment
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