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    Unpleasantness

    I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.
      One of the downsides of a HO is you can't blame anyone else.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it
        Its why I have 3 cats

        Though Mr N always assumes its me if he knows I've been on a CUK night out.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          ... home office ...
          Explains why you are posting so much today.

          Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
            Explains why you are posting so much today.

            Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.
            I'm not billing today. Just relaxing.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Mrs EO was rummaging round the HO, looking behind the door and curtains, under the table then she disappeared upstairs

              after a while she reappeared and said 'one of the cats has sh!t in the house somewhere, I'm buggered if I can find it'


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                ZeitMog (may blessings be upon her) was little devil for going behind the enormous desk in my office & having a quiet pee.



                Then it was time to drag all the stuff out from under the desk & attempt with great difficulty to mop it up.

                Little bugger, she was.
                That's a trick of NorPuss III, NorPuss II likes to come into my office when Im WFH and on a conf call, farts and leaves knowing I can't leave the room.
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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