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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    ZeitMog (may blessings be upon her) was little devil for going behind the enormous desk in my office & having a quiet pee.



    Then it was time to drag all the stuff out from under the desk & attempt with great difficulty to mop it up.

    Little bugger, she was.
    That's a trick of NorPuss III, NorPuss II likes to come into my office when Im WFH and on a conf call, farts and leaves knowing I can't leave the room.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Mrs EO was rummaging round the HO, looking behind the door and curtains, under the table then she disappeared upstairs

    after a while she reappeared and said 'one of the cats has sh!t in the house somewhere, I'm buggered if I can find it'


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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Explains why you are posting so much today.

    Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.
    I'm not billing today. Just relaxing.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    ... home office ...
    Explains why you are posting so much today.

    Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it
    Its why I have 3 cats

    Though Mr N always assumes its me if he knows I've been on a CUK night out.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.
    One of the downsides of a HO is you can't blame anyone else.

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  • SimonMac
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    I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it

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  • doodab
    started a topic Unpleasantness

    Unpleasantness

    I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.

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