Unpleasantness

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norrahe replied

24 January 2013, 14:36
Originally posted by zeitghost

ZeitMog (may blessings be upon her) was little devil for going behind the enormous desk in my office & having a quiet pee.

Then it was time to drag all the stuff out from under the desk & attempt with great difficulty to mop it up.

Little bugger, she was.

That's a trick of NorPuss III, NorPuss II likes to come into my office when Im WFH and on a conf call, farts and leaves knowing I can't leave the room.
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EternalOptimist replied

24 January 2013, 13:55
Mrs EO was rummaging round the HO, looking behind the door and curtains, under the table then she disappeared upstairs

after a while she reappeared and said 'one of the cats has sh!t in the house somewhere, I'm buggered if I can find it'
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doodab replied

24 January 2013, 13:14
Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post

Explains why you are posting so much today.

Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.

I'm not billing today. Just relaxing.
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Scrag Meister replied

24 January 2013, 12:13
Originally posted by doodab View Post

... home office ...

Explains why you are posting so much today.

Who are your clients? . Not very good VFM.
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norrahe replied

24 January 2013, 12:12
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it

Its why I have 3 cats

Though Mr N always assumes its me if he knows I've been on a CUK night out.
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d000hg replied

24 January 2013, 11:37
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.

One of the downsides of a HO is you can't blame anyone else.
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SimonMac replied

24 January 2013, 11:36
I enjoy the smell of my own farts, if you are worried get a dog and blame it
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doodab started a topic Unpleasantness

24 January 2013, 11:28
Unpleasantness

I just left the home office room to get a cup of tea and when I walked back in I was hit square in the face with a quite overwhelming stench of farts. I'm going to have to open a window.
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