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How does your partner describe your work?

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    #21
    Mr N just tells people "she has her own consultancy".

    I suppose its better than "she tells people what to do all day".
    Last edited by norrahe; 15 January 2013, 16:53.
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      #22
      Well as BGG doesn’t fully understand what I do (She’s a QS is his response) I could be smug as I can say that he is currently, a 3rd line support technician for a health care provider, at which most people go blank & avoids the whole “ohhhh computers well I have this problem..” issue.
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Can you build a website for our village fete/glee club/campaign against funny coloured immigrants?
        I got that for a local community group which I didn't mind at the time although some of the calls I got used to irritate me due to having to explain to non-computer types how to make simple changes. I do it for free but they insist on remunerating me with booze, the last payment was a litre bottle of Jack Daniels!
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          He has a bit of an idea (She's a computer bod who talks to business), but he's most impressed that not only do clients ask me to work for them, but that I'm well paid for it.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Can you build a website for our village fete/glee club/campaign against funny coloured immigrants?
            I get that all the time, so I explain that I only work for large corporate clients, ie. what they're expecting to pay for the whole website wouldn't even hire me for a day.

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              #26
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              I got that for a local community group which I didn't mind at the time although some of the calls I got used to irritate me due to having to explain to non-computer types how to make simple changes. I do it for free but they insist on remunerating me with booze, the last payment was a litre bottle of Jack Daniels!
              If only, you spend hours cleaning some filth infested virus from their machine, I'm lucky if I get a thank you. Grrrrrr They don't get that service again.

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                #27
                Even more interesting is how your kids describe your work.

                I'm currently working on a datacentre relocation project. My eldest (8) asked me if I got to drive the van

                When I was on the bench, he wrote in his news book that I didn't have a job, so now his teacher, and probably the whole school and community now think that I am on the dole between sporadic episodes of driving vans!
                Back at the coal face

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  If only, you spend hours cleaning some filth infested virus from their machine, I'm lucky if I get a thank you. Grrrrrr They don't get that service again.
                  +1

                  I now just say that I only know about servers.
                  Back at the coal face

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by al_cam View Post
                    I'm currently working on a datacentre relocation project. My eldest (8) asked me if I got to drive the van
                    Ok, that's adorable. When I did a software deployment project at Caterpillar, my other half told his little ones that I work at a tractor factory.

                    A year on they still ask me about working with tractors.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by al_cam View Post
                      Even more interesting is how your kids describe your work.

                      I'm currently working on a datacentre relocation project. My eldest (8) asked me if I got to drive the van

                      When I was on the bench, he wrote in his news book that I didn't have a job, so now his teacher, and probably the whole school and community now think that I am on the dole between sporadic episodes of driving vans!


                      Isn't that what Sockpuppet actually does?

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