Another funny review thread... Bic Lady Pens

[northernladuk]

Amazon reviews of the bic Lady Pen.

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)

Finally! For years I've had to rely on pencils, or at worst, a twig and some drops of my feminine blood to write down recipes (the only thing a lady should be writing ever). I had despaired of ever being able to write down said recipes in a permanent manner, though my men-folk assured me that I "shouldn't worry yer pretty little head". But, AT LAST! Bic, the great liberator, has released a womanly pen that my gentle baby hands can use without fear of unlady-like callouses and bruises. Thank you, Bic!

and many more....

[SimonMac]

Amazon reviews of the bic Lady Pen.

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)



and many more....

[Sysman]

Amazon reviews of the bic Lady Pen.

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)



and many more....

Another cracking review

Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

Where has this pen been all my life???

[d000hg]

Google "funny amazon reviews" and you'll find several blogs and even lists on Amazon itself to keep you entertained.

[vetran]

Gotta get me one of these!

50 Funny Amazon Reviews | Geekosystem

[Spacecadet]

This one is getting a lot of new reviews today

Amazon.com: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer: Kitchen & Dining

[d000hg]

Particularly love the comment about using a slinky.

[Platypus]

Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.