Forty five years old - a turning point for blokes?

[suityou01]

Got a friend of over 10 years who's started acting up. I'm sure I'm the same irritating piss taking knob I've always been, but it's like he's had a sense of humour bypass

It came briefly into conversation while the outlaws were round the other day, and mil asked how old said friend was. 48 I replied. There you go she said.

Wtf?

All men after the age of 45 go a bit funny, she said, casting a glance in the direction of FIL.

I'm 35 and petrified I will become a grumpy humourless arse on the stroke of my 45th birthday.

Can some of the olds on here reassure me please? Zippy, Norrahe, mudskipper, Brillo, say it ain't so.

[mudskipper]

Got a friend of over 10 years who's started acting up. I'm sure I'm the same irritating piss taking knob I've always been, but it's like he's had a sense of humour bypass

It came briefly into conversation while the outlaws were round the other day, and mil asked how old said friend was. 48 I replied. There you go she said.

Wtf?

All men after the age of 45 go a bit funny, she said, casting a glance in the direction of FIL.

I'm 35 and petrified I will become a grumpy humourless arse on the stroke of my 45th birthday.

Can some of the olds on here reassure me please? Zippy, Norrahe, mudskipper, Brillo, say it ain't so.

Hopefully by the time you hit 40, you'll be able to spell 40.

[suityou01]

Hopefully by the time you hit 40, you'll be able to spell 40.

[BrilloPad]

You could ask EO - though I am not sure if he can remember back as far as his 45th birthday!

So I am 50 on 27th August next year. And I am as grumpy and humourless as I have ever been. Except I am alot fitter now.

I keep hearing this sh1t. At 40 life begins. At 30 the shape you are defines the shape you will be forever. Life is what you make of it. If you decide to stop being a bed wetter you can do it!

Same with Nibiru and end of Mayan calendar. Or this absolute certainty that God does not exist. Its all total bollux.

Though I am really looking foward to MF's reply to this thread......

[MarillionFan]

Youre worried youll become a Grumpy humourless arse at 45???

You've already peaked early mate!!

[BrilloPad]

Though I am really looking foward to MF's reply to this thread......

Youre worried youll become a Grumpy humourless arse at 45???

You've already peaked early mate!!

[suityou01]

Youre worried youll become a Grumpy humourless arse at 45???

You've already peaked early mate!!

Did mrs MF like the anal beads? Scoured the web looking for those. Tell her I'll pop down in the week, show her how to us them.

[BrilloPad]

Did mrs MF like the anal beads? Scoured the web looking for those. Tell her I'll pop down in the week, show her how to us them.

I thought one does not use anal beads until one is 45?

[mudskipper]

Did mrs MF like the anal beads? Scoured the web looking for those. Tell her I'll pop down in the week, show her how to us them.

Are you sure they're beads, not grapes?

[fullyautomatix]

Jesus, if you are like this at 35 I hate to think what you will be like when you are 45! Hopefully permabanned from here so we dont have to suffer.