Right, I'm off to find out whether the butcher's still there and if he is, I'll buy some sausages and some stewing steak.
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Anyone know what time the end of the world is?
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Originally posted by PorkPie View PostHave I got time for a cup of tea first?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPerhaps we should all be grateful to these folks for performing their world-saving rituals. Maybe now they can go back to busking around the town centre and playing El Condor Pasa time and time again.
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Just before quarter past 9 - so you'll have time for your tea first."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI am in Staines, how am I supposed to tell the difference if the world has ended?Comment
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I've just heard that John Terry headed it away to safety.
But he's been arrested for shouting "Take that you f***ing asteroid c***!" at it.Comment
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Because America is the centre of the Universe, does this mean 11:11 was actually PST and not GMT? Or was in the Mayan time zone, is that Mountain time, or central?Comment
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Originally posted by Hawk View PostBecause America is the centre of the Universe, does this mean 11:11 was actually PST and not GMT? Or was in the Mayan time zone, is that Mountain time, or central?Comment
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Well a bit of a disaster at the butcher's; no stewing steak! End of the world you see, sir!
So I'll make do with some Rosemary and Pork sausages and a rather hefty joint of pork I'll have plenty of crackling and crispy roast potatoes. Got some rather yummy mushrooms too. Yum yum. I think I can cope with this apocalypse thingummy.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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