Proper flu

[suityou01]

Been off work all week

Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.

Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.

Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.

Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?

Can the CUK doc write me a script.

[d000hg]

Again? Hopefully you got it just in time to be better for Xmas at least.

Whisky good but you'll also need to get your strength up, pies and curries are recommended.

[SimonMac]

Been off work all week

Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.

Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.

Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.

Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?

Can the CUK doc write me a script.

10 Print "Suity is a bed wetter"
20 GOTO 10

Hows that?

[MarillionFan]

Admin can you change Suitys custom tag line to

'Sick Note' please?

Make it so!

[escapeUK]

Zinc, Vitamin C, Magnesium. That Whisky does anything is just a marketing gimmick or old wifes tale.

[minestrone]

Whisky good but you'll also need to get your strength up, pies and curries are recommended.

Exactly, I should know, I have had the flu since the mid 90s.

[suityou01]

Exactly, I should know, I have had the flu since the mid 90s.

Soupy, that's called aids.

HTH

[minestrone]

Zinc, Vitamin C, Magnesium. That Whisky does anything is just a marketing gimmick or old wifes tale.

Magnesium? FFS he has probably got a mild cold, not running an ultramarathon, magnesium, dear lord.

[BrilloPad]

Aren't those the symptoms of ebola?

I recommend a wine sized glass of whisky every hour.

HTH

[minestrone]

Soupy, that's called aids.

HTH

I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me