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Praise da LawdOriginally posted by minestrone View PostI went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for meKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Are you saying Suity has the devil in him?Originally posted by minestrone View PostI went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for meWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Bring in Rev Brillopad. He can get exercise him!Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Bert 'Sicknote' Quigley
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Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostNew Avatar for him:
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Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.
I was thinking
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Oh dear:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.Comment
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There are only about 100 cases of Flu for the whole country. You could have some other illness. Did you see a doctor?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBeen off work all week
Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.
Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.
Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.
Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?
Can the CUK doc write me a script.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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